3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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