no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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