what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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