He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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