i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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