so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
