Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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