I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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