I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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