You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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