After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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