Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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