u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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