quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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