ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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