What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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