Me too!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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