it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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