so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
