Do vagina's smell?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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