Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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