I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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