She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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