OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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