Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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