There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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