Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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