shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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