Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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