How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i drank out of a bidet.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Randomize
