? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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