The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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