normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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