I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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