I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
