Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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