i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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