so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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