Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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