At least make sure they are 18
Why
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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