i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
