my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
