I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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