The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I believe in your delicious
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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