two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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