arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
only you would photoshop your dick
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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