you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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