Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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