What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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