dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
